Silly Bedtime Stories

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Quibble and the Splendid Splash Suit

On the edge of Willow-Wobble Pond lived a duck named Quibble, who had a very unusual problem for a duck: he was scared of water.

He was not a little scared.

He was very, very, very, triple-quack scared.

When the morning mist rose and the pond shivered in ripples, Quibble stood at the shore and practiced his best dry-quack.

If a tiny wavelet kissed the mud, he hopped backward like a popcorn kernel popping itself out of a pan.

The other ducks paddled by with peaceful faces, humming soft quacks, while Quibble wore a determined look that said, “I am brave,” and a pair of dry feet that said, “I am staying right here, thank you.”

Quibble liked many things about the pond: the smell of reeds like fresh green pencils, the dragonflies drawing zigzags in the air, the way the lily pads played peekaboo with frogs.

He even liked the sound the water made when it lapped the shore, a gentle, shushing hush like the pond trying to remember a lullaby.

But when he imagined stepping into that cool, wavy world, his feathers trembled in a tiny jitter.

Water was slippery.

Water was splashy.

Water could sneak into your ears and whisper, “Splish!”

At least, that is what Quibble believed.

The other ducks tried to help.

Pippa said, “Quibble, just dip a toe.”

He tried, but his toe squeaked, and so did he.

Doodle said, “Pretend the pond is a big blue pancake.”

Quibble imagined syrup and berries and got distracted, but then a raindrop fell, and he ricocheted into a bush.

Even Grandpa Duck, who had a beard of the fluffiest down and stories as long as a river, suggested, “Start small, dear duck.

Try a puddle.”

Quibble eyed a puddle the size of a cookie and shook his head.

“Too splishy,” he whispered.

One breezy afternoon, Quibble watched a turtle wearing a tiny raincoat.

The turtle was not scared at all.

The coat was bright yellow and had white buttons, and when the turtle plopped into the pond, it looked like a lemon dropping into tea.

“Excuse me,” Quibble called, “where did you get that coat?”

The turtle peeked out and said, “From Muddle’s Marvelous Market.”

Then it submerged with a confident bloop.

Quibble waddled faster than a goose on roller skates to Muddle’s Marvelous Market, which was really just a cheerful cart under a willow tree.

Muddle, a beaver with the tidiest teeth you ever saw, sold things that solved problems you did not know you had until he mentioned them.

“Welcome, Quibble!”

Muddle chirped, sweeping a paw toward shelves of goods: umbrellas shaped like mushrooms, mittens for frog feet, a hat that politely bowed when it rained.

“I need to be brave,” Quibble said, keeping one eye on the sky in case a stray cloud had splashy ideas.

“Brave is available in many sizes,” Muddle replied.

“What kind do you prefer?”

Quibble thought.

“Dry bravery,” he said finally.

“And maybe the squeak-proof kind.”

Muddle tapped his chin, then dug into a trunk marked “Solutions With Snaps.”

Out came boots the color of sunrise, a slicker coat as green as a granny apple, and a hat with a clear brim that curved like a smile.

The boots had little duck prints on the soles.

The coat had a zipper that sang zzzip with elegant manners.

The hat had a chinstrap that hummed, “Hold on, friend,” in a very gentle way.

“This,” Muddle announced, “is the Splendid Splash Suit.

Waterproof, worry-proof, and whoop-proof.

If a wave says, ‘Boo,’ the suit says, ‘Who?’

and the wave gets shy.”

Quibble tried the boots first.

His feet sank into cushioned snugness.

He took one step, and the boots squeaked a cheerful squeak that seemed to say, “We like puddles.”

He took another step, and the boots squeaked, “We love puddles!”

Quibble nodded.

“I will think about puddles,” he said, bravely.

Next he tried the coat.

It was smooth and swishy.

When he wriggled his wings inside, the coat whispered, “Cooperate,” and his feathers settled neatly, like a book closing with a soft thump.

The hat slid on last.

The brim made everything look slightly extra bright, like the day had polished itself.

Quibble stood very tall.

“I am braver,” he declared.

“Excellent,” said Muddle.

“Remember, bravery is not the opposite of fear.

Bravery is the friend who holds your wing while you take a step.”

He waved as Quibble waddled out, squeak-squeak, swish-swish, brim-gleam.

At the pond, Pippa and Doodle gaped.

“Quibble, you look like a rainbow that learned good manners,” said Pippa.

Quibble puffed up.

“I am conducting a test,” he announced.

He approached a teeny puddle that had kindly gathered near a tuft of grass.

The puddle looked pleased to be invited to an experiment.

Quibble lifted one boot.

He paused.

He breathed in four counts—one, two, three, four—and out four counts—four, three, two, one—just like Grandpa Duck had taught him.

Then he lowered his boot and touched the puddle.

Squeak, said the boot.

Plip, said the puddle.

Quibble blinked.

The water did not leap into his ears and yell, “Splish!”

It simply sat under his boot and was cool and polite.

He stepped again.

Squeak.

Plip.

A frog cheered.

“You did it!”

Pippa cried.

“Puddle phase complete,” Quibble said, pretending to take notes on his wing like a scientist.

He looked up at the pond.

It looked very large and very blue, like a friendly sky that had decided to take a nap on the ground.

He swallowed.

His hat hummed, “Hold on, friend.”

His coat whispered, “Cooperate.”

His boots squeaked, “We love puddles,” and he whispered back, “I know, I know.”

Quibble took a step toward the pond.

Then another.

The shore met him with wet sand that made gentle sighs under his boots, as if the earth were saying, “Thank you for visiting.”

A tiny wave rushed forward and tapped his toe.

The boot said, “Squeak.”

The wave said, “Hello.”

Quibble did not bolt.

He did not bounce into a bush.

He took one more step and the water climbed to his ankles, which were now parts of him he had decided were quite brave.

Pippa and Doodle paddled close.

“We’ll keep you company,” Doodle said.

“We’ll be your floaty friends,” Pippa promised, which was funny because ducks were already floaty by nature.

Quibble kept breathing.

In, two, three, four.

Out, four, three, two, one.

The coat kept the water out.

The boots stood steady.

The brim let him see the dragonflies look surprised, then pleased.

The pond hugged his boots in a cool, steady way, like a handshake that meant no mischief.

“Another step,” Quibble told himself.

He took it.

Then another.

Soon he was knee-deep by duck measure.

The water made little glugs as it leaned against his boots.

His heart, which had been drumming like a woodpecker learning to play jazz, settled into a calm beat.

Grandpa Duck waddled to the shore, fluff-beard shining in the sun.

“How goes the puddle, dear duck?”

he called.

“It is a pond,” Quibble said, then realized he had said it in a very normal voice, the kind of voice one uses to order a sandwich.

He looked down.

He was standing in the pond.

He looked up.

The sky was still very sky-like.

He noticed the smell of reeds again, the dragonflies’ zigzags, and that frogs wear faces that always look like they know a delicious secret.

“Would you like to try a float?”

Pippa asked softly.

Quibble thought about it.

He imagined slipping.

He imagined water patting him on the head.

He imagined the hat humming, the coat whispering, the boots squeaking.

He imagined his friends right there, their wings ready, their eyes encouraging, their quacks gentle.

“All right,” he said.

He bent his knees.

He leaned back.

The water lifted him like a comfy chair with very good balance.

He floated.

He floated!

His boots bobbed like tiny sunrise boats.

His coat sparkled with beads of water that rolled off, saying, “Whee!”

His hat brim made a round rainbow.

Pippa cheered.

Doodle did a little paddling dance.

Grandpa Duck dabbed his eyes with a leaf and said, “Ah.”

Quibble giggled.

It bubbled out of him like a spring.

He wiggled one foot, then the other.

He stretched his wings.

The pond did not swallow him.

The pond simply held him, cool and quiet and kind.

He laughed again, and the laugh made little ripples that ran away to tell the cattails the news.

“Hello, pond,” Quibble said.

“I thought you were loud, but you are gentle.

I thought you were tricky, but you are patient.

I thought you were scary, but you are full of float.”

A duckling nearby asked, “How did you do it?

How did you get brave?”

Quibble paddled in slow circles, feeling very round and important.

“I got help,” he said.

“From my friends.

From my breath.

From my Splendid Splash Suit.

And from myself, because I kept trying, a little bit at a time.”

He waggled his toes, making bubbles pop like tiny, polite applause.

That afternoon, Quibble practiced everything: stepping in and out of the water, bobbing like a cork, standing still while the pond tickled his ankles, and even splashing on purpose, which surprised him in a very satisfying way.

The boots squeaked music, the coat swished rhythm, and the hat brim cast a bright stage for his bravery.

He bowed to the frogs, who had very high standards and told everyone they were impressed.

By sunset, the water glowed the color of warm tea.

Quibble paddled to shore, then back out again, testing his new courage like a kite testing wind.

Pippa and Doodle floated beside him, and Grandpa Duck told a story about the time he mistook a log for a boat and the log politely explained its boundaries.

Everyone laughed.

When the first star blinked awake, Quibble waddled to a flat stone that looked like it might enjoy being a bench.

He sat, letting the night come in like a soft blanket.

He looked at the pond.

It looked back, star-sparkled.

His boots rested.

His coat sighed a contented swish.

His hat brim caught one last glint of starlight and hummed, “Hold on, friend,” in a happy, sleepy way.

Quibble smiled at his reflection, which was a duck wearing bravery like a very good outfit.

“Thank you,” he told the water.

“Thank you,” he told his suit.

“Thank you,” he told his breath.

“Thank you,” he told his careful, kind heart that had kept quacking even when it jittered.

He stood and took a final evening paddle, short and sweet, like the last page of a favorite book.

The pond made its gentle, shushing hush, the same as always, only this time Quibble heard it clearly.

It was not a warning.

It was a lullaby.

He floated once more, a duck in boots, a duck in a coat, a duck with a funny, fearless hat.

He floated and laughed a small, sleepy laugh that rolled across the water and into the reeds, where it tucked itself in for the night.

And when the moon climbed up and wore the sky like a silver scarf, Quibble closed his eyes and thought, I am still me.

I am still careful.

I am still kind.

But I can float.

I can splash.

I can sing along with the pond.

He drifted home with little squeaks and swishes, ready to dream of puddles that cheered and waves that said hello, and of mornings where bravery fit as comfortably as a pair of very excellent boots.

Why this silly bedtime story helps

A silly bedtime story works when humor is gentle, rhythm is steady, and surprises feel safe. This piece uses low-stakes jokes, repeating cues, and friendly imagery so laughter releases tension without spiking alertness. Read it in a soft, playful tone, pause for the breathing counts, and end on the pond’s lullaby line to help minds drift.

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